Dale Gribble Become Ungovernable Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Ultimate Conspiracy Theorist Holiday Gear
This is the only holiday sweater designed for those who know “The Man” is watching! Our Dale Gribble King of The Hill Become Ungovernable Ugly Sweater is the perfect mashup of classic cartoon comedy and anti-establishment spirit. Featuring Dale Gribble, the beloved, paranoid exterminator from King of the Hill, this sweater embraces the viral “Become Ungovernable” motto, making it the must-have piece for every fan who believes guns don’t kill people, the government does.

This unique Dale Gribble King of The Hill Become Ungovernable Ugly Sweater immediately catches the eye with its rich maroon and white festive palette. The design centers on a bold portrait of Dale Gribble—cigar in mouth, sporting his signature sunglasses—above the clear and provocative call to action: “BECOME UNGOVERNABLE.” The overall pattern is a quirky, incorporating geometric snowflakes, stylized King of the Hill logos, and a contrasting border of white and orange.
Product Details:
- Material: Polyester – Spandex.
- Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
- Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
- Style: Ugly Sweater.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.
This Dale Gribble King of the Hill Ugly Christmas Sweater is the definitive statement piece for fans of the show and lovers of funny Christmas sweaters. Whether you need an unforgettable unique gift or the absolute best shirt to protest tyranny. Don’t wait for “The Man” to tell you what to do! Order your King of the Hill Ugly Sweater now and let the conspiracy theories flow!