WTF Is A Kilometer Ugly Christmas Sweater – Patriotic Burger Rebellion
Salute freedom one cheeseburger at a time with the WTF Is A Kilometer Ugly Christmas Sweater, the viral eagle scream now knitted into holiday legend. A furious bald eagle clutches an M1 Abrams tank in one talon and a double-stack burger in the other, roaring the question every red-blooded patriot asks when Europe mentions distance. Premium 3D-knit acrylic keeps you toasty while you school metric snowflakes at every party.

Center chest explodes with a piercing eagle eye, star-spangled wings, and the blazing banner “WTF IS A KILOMETER” in liberty-blue block letters. Sleeves and hem parade mini tanks, dripping burgers, and tiny revolutionary birds for full 360° chaos.
Product Details & Care
- Material: Crafted from a durable, soft-on-the-skin Polyester and Spandex blend
- Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
- Style: Classic, slim-fit Ugly Sweater.
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.
Benefits of Owning This WTF Is A Kilometer Sweater
- Instant Patriot Points: Walk in and watch phones flip – zero explanation needed, pure viral firepower.
- Metric Roaster: Silence every “but in kilometers” cousin with one glance and a grin.
- All-Night Freedom Fit: Breathable, pill-resistant knit outlasts eggnog marathons and firework photo ops.
Declare independence from the metric system – grab the WTF Is A Kilometer Ugly Christmas Sweater before the Euros measure your holiday spirit. Limited run, unlimited laughs; add the ultimate funny Christmas ugly sweater to your cart and keep America burger-fueled!






