We Are All Dogs In God’s Hot Car Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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We Are All Dogs In God’s Hot Car Ugly Christmas Sweater – Cosmic Pup Panic Knit

The viral cry of every overheated good boy lands on the coziest holiday canvas: the We Are All Dogs In God’s Hot Car Ugly Christmas Sweater. A single panting pup stares into your soul while bold text proclaims the ultimate 2025 mood, blending absurd internet theology with classic tacky-sweater charm. Soft, anti-itch acrylic keeps you cool even when the divine thermostat climbs.

We Are All Dogs In Gods Hot Car Ugly Christmas Sweater 1
We Are All Dogs In God’s Hot Car Ugly Christmas Sweater

Center-stage sits a distressed dog sketch, tongue lolling, framed by repeating “dogs in car” side prints and tiny Santa-hat bells. Nordic snowflake bands and cracked-window motifs wrap the chaos into one gloriously ugly package.

Product Details & Care

  • Material: Crafted from a durable, soft-on-the-skin Polyester and Spandex blend
  • Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
  • Style: Classic, slim-fit Ugly Sweater.
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.

Benefits of Owning This Sweater

  • Meme Royalty: Wear the phrase everyone screenshots; watch phones rise the second you enter the room.
  • Zero Explanation Needed: One glance sparks instant “I saw that tweet!” connections and belly laughs.
  • Party-Proof Comfort: Plush 3D knit fights real sweat while you roast chestnuts.

Roll the window down on ordinary holidays; snag the We Are All Dogs In God’s Hot Car Ugly Christmas Sweater before the AC gives out. Limited stock, infinite barks; add the year’s hottest ugly sweater to your cart and stay forever a good boy.

 

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES IFROGTEES DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.