Smoking Cat Awake But At What Cost Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Smoking Cat Awake But At What Cost Ugly Christmas Sweater – Midnight Caffeine Felony

The cat has seen 3 a.m. and lived to regret it. The Smoking Cat Awake But At What Cost Ugly Christmas Sweater immortalizes the ultimate 4-cups-of-eggnog survivor: one black-and-white kitty, cigarette dangling, eyes screaming “send help.” Vintage parchment knit meets zero sleep, delivering the coziest existential crisis you’ll ever wear.

Smoking Cat Awake But At What Cost Ugly Christmas Sweater
Smoking Cat Awake But At What Cost Ugly Christmas Sweater

A single brooding feline lords over the chest, smoke curling past bold gothic letters “AWAKE” and the whispered confession “but at what cost.” Sleeves parade tiny repeat cats mid-yawn, clutching coffee mugs like life rafts, while faint Christmas trees fade into caffeine-stained snow.

Product Details & Care

  • Material: Crafted from a durable, soft-on-the-skin Polyester and Spandex blend
  • Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
  • Style: Classic, slim-fit Ugly Sweater.
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.

Benefits of Owning This Sweater

  • Soul-Reading Superpower: One glance and strangers confess their own 3 a.m. crimes.
  • Sleep-Deprived Royalty: Crown yourself king of the “I’ll nap in January” club.
  • Pajama-Level Softness: Whisper-weight acrylic that hugs like a warm mug.

Trade sleep for legend status. Snatch the Smoking Cat Awake But At What Cost Ugly Christmas Sweater before the caffeine crash hits. One click, zero regrets – add the most hauntingly hilarious ugly Christmas sweater of 2025 to your cart and stay gloriously awake.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES IFROGTEES DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.