Rule Of Chinese Autumn Shirt – The Perfect Blend of Zen and Slang
The Rule Of Chinese Autumn Shirt is a masterpiece of witty juxtaposition, blending ancient philosophical wisdom with hyper-modern slang. This design captures the perfect balance between inner peace and outward confidence.
The First rule of Chinese autumn, which translates to “Be friendly for no reason at all.” This rule speaks to selfless kindness and an ancient calm. The second rule instantly snaps back to the modern world: “be lit as fuck all day every day,” a high-energy, confident command to be your most amazing self. This T-shirt is a humorous, head-turning statement for anyone who appreciates philosophical depth with an unapologetically modern twist.

Product Details & Care Instructions:
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Tank Top, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Raglan
- Material: Cotton
- Care: Wash cold, inside-out; Use mild detergent; Tumble dry low or hang dry; Do not iron print & dry clean
Embrace the dichotomy! This Rule Of Chinese Autumn Shirt is the perfect way to show your appreciation for clever humor and your dual nature—part philosopher, part party animal. Add this Zen Slang Tee to your wardrobe today.