Raccoon First Of All I’m A Delight Christmas Ugly Sweater – Sarcastic Trash-Panda Santa
Meet the undisputed MVP of holiday mischief: the Raccoon First Of All I’m A Delight Christmas Ugly Sweater. One sassy raccoon rocks a Santa hat and scarf, clutching a stolen Coke while posing for the world’s cutest mugshot. Ultra-plush acrylic keeps you cozy while you raid the cookie table with zero guilt.

A full-height police line-up frames the raccoon, complete with glowing Christmas lights and height markers. Bold “FIRST OF ALL” crowns the top, “I’M A DELIGHT” seals the bottom, and tiny side raccoons flash the same smirk for 360° chaos.
Product Details & Care
- Material: Crafted from a durable, soft-on-the-skin Polyester and Spandex blend
- Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
- Style: Classic, slim-fit Ugly Sweater.
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.
Benefits of Owning This Raccoon First Of All I’m A Delight Sweater
- Instant Chaos Button: Walk in and watch every guest quote the sweater – zero ice-breaker needed.
- Guilt-Free Gift: Give it to your snarkiest friend and crown yourself gifting royalty.
- All-Night Snuggle Armor: Pillowy knit fights chills better than a dumpster fire on Christmas Eve.
Steal the spotlight before this raccoon steals your snacks. Grab the Raccoon First Of All I’m A Delight Christmas Ugly Sweater now – limited stock, unlimited delight. Add the sassiest funny Christmas ugly sweater of 2025 to your cart and let the holidays get delightfully trashy!






