Unleash the ultimate dad-mode meltdown with the Put That Cookie Down Jingle All The Way Christmas Ugly Sweater, immortalizing Arnold Schwarzenegger’s iconic TurboMan-fueled fury when Howard Langston finally snaps at the cookie thief.
Put That Cookie Down Jingle All The Way Christmas Ugly Sweater – Arnold Holiday Rage Edition
This Put That Cookie Down Now Christmas Ugly Sweater turns the 90s holiday classic’s most quotable tantrum into pure comedic gold, reminding everyone that nothing ruins Christmas faster than someone touching your last cookie – except maybe not getting that TurboMan doll. Perfect for fans who still scream “PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN… NOW!” at family gatherings.

The hilarious centerpiece captures Arnie mid-rant in glorious red-tinted glory, paired with massive “PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!” lettering and floating chocolate-chip chaos. Festive details include grinning reindeer, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and diamond argyle patterns woven throughout for that perfectly over-the-top ugly sweater mayhem.
Product Details & Care
- Material: Crafted from a durable, soft-on-the-skin Polyester and Spandex blend
- Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
- Style: Classic, slim-fit Ugly Sweater.
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.
It’s not Christmas until someone yells it – grab the Put That Cookie Down Meme Vintage Ugly Sweater now and protect your cookies like Howard protected that doll! Get yours now!






