Pass Me A Fridge Cig Diet Coke Christmas Ugly Sweater – Zero-Calorie Rebellion
When the holiday spread hits the table, real ones reach past the pie for the Pass Me A Fridge Cig Diet Coke Christmas Ugly Sweater. A six-pack of ice-cold Diet Coke masquerades as cigarettes in a flipped-open fridge pack, because nothing screams “festive” like 0 calories and 100 % attitude. Silky-soft acrylic keeps you chill while you chain-drink your way to legend status.

A giant carton dominates the chest, cans tumbling out beneath bold pixel letters “PASS ME A FRIDGE CIG.” Sleeves drip scattered Diet Coke cans like confetti, while classic Nordic snowflakes and mini Christmas trees swirl in sarcastic harmony across the red knit. Cream ribbing seals the cuffs and hem like the last swallow in the can.
Product Details & Care
- Material: Crafted from a durable, soft-on-the-skin Polyester and Spandex blend
- Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
- Style: Classic, slim-fit Ugly Sweater.
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.
Benefits of Owning This Sweater
- Instant Party Fuel: One wearer = one walking cooler; friends will hand you cans before hugs.
- Diet Police Proof: Flash the sweater and silence every “just one cookie?” lecture.
- Feather-Light Armor: Breathable weave survives 12-can marathons without a single sweat ring.
Crack open the holidays. Snag the Pass Me A Fridge Cig Diet Coke Christmas Ugly Sweater before the vending machine runs dry. Limited cans, unlimited fizz – drop the funniest ugly Christmas sweater of 2025 into your cart and keep the party aspartame-sweet.






