Fried Chicken Smoking Ugly Christmas Sweater – Cluckin’ Rebel Rooster
The coop just lit up. The Fried Chicken Smoking Ugly Christmas Sweater crowns one stone-cold rooster as the undisputed king of midnight snacks: cigarette dangling, eyes half-lidded, red comb cocked like he owns every 11-secret-spice blend on Earth. Farm-fresh cream knit keeps you crisp on the outside, sinful on the inside.

A single outlaw chicken lords dead-center, smoke curling past bold serif “FRIED CHICKEN.” Two more side-eye roosters guard each sleeve, wings crossed, while the lower hem hides tiny drumstick snowflakes and golden-brown Fair Isle buckets. Tan ribbing seals the collar and cuffs like the last bite of biscuit.
Product Details & Care
- Material: Crafted from a durable, soft-on-the-skin Polyester and Spandex blend
- Collar: Elasticated collar for a snug fit that won’t stretch after washing.
- Style: Classic, slim-fit Ugly Sweater.
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach or iron.
Benefits of Owning This Sweater
- Instant Smoke Break: One strut and every cookout begs for your secret recipe.
- Zero Guilt Grease: Wear the bird that survived the fryer and still looks cooler than you.
Rise and grind, clucker. Snag the Fried Chicken Smoking Christmas Ugly Sweater before the rooster crows sold-out. One click, lifetime crunch – drop the greasiest, grittiest ugly Christmas sweater of 2025 into your cart and let the yard run red till New Year’s.






