Ever Since I Was A Child I Want To Retire Hat
Sep 05
Sep 11 - Sep 15
Sep 19 - Sep 24
Ever Since I Was A Child I Want To Retire Hat: The Perfect Statement Piece
Embrace the relatable grind with the Ever Since I Was A Child I Want To Retire Hat, a hilarious and honest piece of headwear that perfectly captures a universal feeling. This hat is more than just a funny accessory; it’s a silent nod to everyone who’s ever dreamed of an early retirement, even when they were still playing with toys. It’s the ideal way to express your humor and frustration with the daily hustle, whether you’re at the office, out with friends, or just running errands.
Product Design & Details:
- Design: A classic black baseball cap with a simple yet powerful embroidered message.
- Front Graphic: The phrase “ever since i was a child i wanted to retire” is embroidered in a clean, white cursive-like font across the front panels.
- Fit: An adjustable, one-size-fits-most design with a classic six-panel construction and a curved brim.
- Material: Made from a durable, 100% cotton fabric that’s comfortable and built to last.
Care & Maintenance:
- Hand Wash Only: For best results, hand wash the hat with mild soap and cold water.
- Air Dry: Reshape the hat and allow it to air dry naturally. Avoid using a machine dryer, as it can damage the shape.
- Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach or harsh cleaning agents.
The Ever Since I Was A Child I Want To Retire Hat Cap is the ultimate gift for a coworker, a friend, or even yourself. It’s a hilarious conversation starter that will resonate with anyone who’s ever felt tired of the hustle. Grab yours today and wear your truth with a smile.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES IFROGTEES DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
